Eggless Applesauce Cake- Vegan

I almost debated not putting this up because visually it was not as pleasing at it was tastefully. Then I thought, well what it tastes like is way more important than what it looks like so I couldn't just pass it up. I made the accident of not spraying enough oil on the bundt pan so as you can see obviously some of the cake was being very resistant on coming out of the pan.

When we were moving my mom found this recipe that was my Great Grandma's. Some of my family members like to believe she made this cake recipe for my Dad because of his so called egg allergy *cough cough* but we all know that's totally not true and it's more along the lines of because butter and eggs were expensive back in the day. So my Mom found the recipe and wanted me to make it because my dad loves apples, cinnamon, and anything in that general genre. He loved it and if you like that type of dessert you will too. I was just happy to be baking after my Saturday of plaster death. I plastered all the white area in this picture, then I got a blister and wanted to cry. This is why your boyfriend should never assign you a task to do all by yourself! Home improvement projects require at least 2 people. At least the next part of this will have an end result of some awesome wainscoting and sage green walls.

Eggless Applesauce Cake
Yield ~16 servings

1 1/4 cup sugar
2 1/4 cup flour
1/2 cup vegetable shortening
1 1/2 cups apple sauce
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon nutmeg
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 tablespoons vinegar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup raisins

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cream the shortening and sugar together. Next add in the flour, vinegar, and applesauce. Last mix the cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, baking soda, salt, and raisins in. Bake 60 minutes or until a toothpick inserted comes out clean.

Beef Jerky- Honey BBQ and Lemongrass Chili

Most anyone that knows me knows I love beef jerky. I even got beef jerky as a birthday present. So when the idea to try to make my own arose, I quickly jumped on it and told my boyfriend to buy some meat! He came home with a 5 pound chunk of meat and we got to work. Meanwhile, we've had our oven on craigslist for a while now and the day before we planned on cooking it someone replied saying they'd come by the next day and pick it up. We never got another response back so we just cooked the jerky anyway. It's a really good thing they didn't write back because they would have come to a terrible mess of an oven. And now that they never answered we're probably just donating it now, along with the rest of the appliances. Our to do list this weekend is ridiculous, thus the weekend has been dubbed housework weekend. ALL weekend long we'll be doing things from fixing bathroom tile in both bathrooms, to sanding down kitchen walls, to cleaning the basement room, going to the dump, and the list is never ending. For once in my life, I may not be excited it's Friday. 

Beef Jerky

Yield ~ a lot of servings

5 pound Eye Round (you can really use whatever cut you'd like), sliced

Honey BBQ

3 tablespoons honey

1 clove garlic,  minced

1/2 cup ketchup

1 tablespoon cider vinegar

2 tablespoons soy sauce

1 tablespoon sugar

1 teaspoon chili powder

1/2 teaspoon siracha

Lemongrass Chili

1/2 ounce lemongrass, chopped

3 tablespoons fish sauce

3 tablespoon soy sauce

1 tablespoon ginger, minced

1/2 teaspoon siracha

1 tablespoon garlic powder

2 tablespoons sugar

1 tablespoon red curry paste

Slice the beef into thin slices. For each flavor, mix your ingredients together in a bowl. Place half the meat in each bowl and mix together making sure all the meat gets coated with the marinade. Place in a bag or tupperware over night so the flavors stick. The next day preheat your oven to 200 degrees. Place the slices of meat on the oven racks or you can do what we did for the second rack. We took a cooling rack and placed it on top of a cookie sheet so the juices wouldn't drip down to the bottom of the oven. Cook for 4 hours to completely dry out. You may need an additional 30 minutes. Let cool, then eat!

Ice Cream Cake

I am doing a horrible job of documenting the process of making whatever I make. I promise the next post will be better. I have the hustle and bustle of my sister's birthday to blame for it, right? Or maybe the fact that my car alarm remote decided to completely end it's life on me and the other one was MIA. I'm going to tell you this story just because it's that ridiculous.

Our evening started out by going to dinner in Fells Point in Baltimore. Everything is hunky dory then we go to Max's Taphouse for a brew before the Pirate Cruise. Mom and Dad decide to go to my car for the cooler and they call and say your remote doesn't work. I come (thinking it's to the rescue) but realize I don't have the special touch, the battery for the remote is dead, and Clifford (my car) hates me. I realize we can't go on the cruise without the tickets so I have to use my key to get in my car which means the alarm will go off. After 30 minutes of freaking out and trying to get all of my sister's friends to make the stupid thing go off we decide to disconnect the battery at least so Clifford shuts up while we're on the Pirate Cruise. We walk towards the cruise and someone (names not being given) tries to put my remote back on my key ring and it falls DOWN THE RAIN DRAIN through the grate about 10 inches below us. Fast forward 15 minutes of trying to get it out with gum and a stick, then a hanger. We finally have it back, go on the cruise then it's time to go. We reconnect the battery and all Clifford barking hell breaks lose again. What are we supposed to do? UH, nothing so we proceed to drive back a half hour with the alarm wailing. As we are trying to leave we stop since it's going off to see one last time if we can do something and we're blocking a road. Some drunk guy is trying to turn and proceeds to tell us he's a cop so one of our riders starts screaming SHOW US YOUR BADGE SHOW US YOUR BADGE. That obviously didn't help the situation but he wasn't a cop so it didn't really make a difference. So we start driving down 695 and 97 and luckily the alarm took short reprieves but never for long. I swore on my life that night we would have gotten pulled over and gone to jail for being menaces to society. This is pretty much how the drive went, with 6 people in my little mazda 3.

Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake with Cookies and Cream Frosting
Yield ~16 servings

1/2 container of mint chocolate chip ice cream
2/3 pack vanilla cake mix
2/3 pack vanilla pudding mix (3.9 ounce)
3 eggs
2/3 cup oil
1/3 cup water
1/2 cup sour cream

1 stick butter
1/4 cup shortening
powdered sugar, for desired consistency
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
10 Oreo cookies, crushed

A day before you plan on assembling, line one of your 8 inch cake pans with aluminum foil. Fill it with your ice cream and spread it out so its evenly filled the pan. Place it back in the freezer until ready to use. When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350. In a bowl mix the cake mix and pudding, then add in the eggs, water, oil, and sour cream. Fill your other 2 8 inch cake pans with the batter and bake ~35 minutes or until golden on top. Take out of the oven and cool. To make your frosting, beat the room temp butter and shortening together. Next add in your vanilla and cookie crumbs. Last you can add in powdered sugar, a half cup at a time until you reach the consistency you prefer. You will need at least 2 cups.

To assemble, make sure the cakes are cool enough. Place a cake layer on your serving plate. Take the ice cream layer out of the cake pan and aluminum foil and place that on top, then place the last cake layer on top. Place it back in the freezer for 10 minutes just to make sure that the ice cream layer doesn't get too soft. Then you are ready to frost it, but you must make sure you frost it quickly (less than ten minutes). The one good thing is since the cake is cold the frosting sticks better and is easier to mold exactly how you'd like it. Keep in freezer until ready to serve then let sit about 10 minutes before you serve.

At least this is what it looked like by almost the end of the night. I'd say it was a success.

Banana Oreo Chocolate Cake Pops

These might be my favorite cake pops I've ever made. Hopefully my sister doesn't actually read my blog today or the surprise will be ruined. We are going on the Urban Pirates cruise tonight after dinner for her birthday. I made these to get us in the spirit. I'm pretty darn excited to get all dressed up and play the part. I don't know how anyone wouldn't think this was the best idea ever and it's byob. I thought about making the pops look like her favorite animal then I realized nothing was more fitting than pirates so these were born. And of course I forgot my camera to show you all the other pics I took of making them. Let's be honest though, no one really cares about anything but the finished product anyway. A box of cake mix isn't going to get you a repin. Maybe, just maybe these little guys will get 1 repin. At least I hope :)

Banana Oreo Chocolate Cake Pops
Yield ~24 pops

1/2 package chocolate cake mix
1/2 package banana pudding mix (3.9 ounces)
1/2 vanilla frosting container
10 Oreo cookies
1/3 cup oil
1/2 cup water
1/4 cup sour cream
2 eggs
16 ounces candy melts

In a bowl mix the cake mix and pudding mix together to get rid of clumps. Then add in the oil, water, sour cream, and eggs. Mix together and pour into a cake pan (I used an 8x11). Bake for ~40 minutes or until set.  Wait for cake to cool then crumble it into a bowl. Take your oreos and crush them in a bag or put them in the food processor, then pour them in the bowl. Last add half the vanilla frosting mixture and mix everything together. Take small handfuls and make the cake balls about 1 1/2 inches in diameter. Place them in the freezer to stiffen for a half hour. The rest is just the same as any other cake pop direction. You can read the directions from my other posting here. Just don't worry about the snitch wings!

If you're interested in making them to look like pirates you just need to melt another color of candy melts and redip them only halfway though. They make pens that you can write on candy and fondant with so I just used those to draw their faces.

Strawberry Rolls with Praline Glaze

Whenever I have to think of a new recipe my mind always floats away to desserts. I have to try really hard not to make a dessert. I don't exactly want a blog just about them plus my coworkers start to get slightly mad at me for bringing them in so frequently. Therefore I have to change it up every once in a while. I hadn't done a breakfast recipe in a long time so I figured I'd give it a whirl. Bisquick makes life so much easier. You don't have to think about all the extras like flour, baking soda, etc. It's just all there and perfect for so many recipes. So I took on the cinnamon roll with a twist. Obviously those are to die for but just adding in some jam instead is a nice change up. You can really do so much with these and make them any flavor you'd like. I've done raspberry jam with some orange zest as well which is really great too. 

Strawberry Rolls with Praline Glaze

Yield ~12 rolls

3 cups bisquick
3/4 cup milk
2 tablespoons sour cream

2 tablespoons sugar
1 cup strawberry jelly/jam (you can use any flavor to mix it up)
1 cup powdered sugar
3 tablespoons praline syrup (or 3 tablespoons cream mixed with 3 tablespoons brown sugar)

In a bowl mix the bisquick, milk, sour cream, and sugar. Roll into a ball of dough. Sprinkle some extra bisquick on the counter and roll the dough out to a rectangle about 18 inches by 8 inches roughly. Spread your jelly or jam to cover the entire surface. Take one end of the long side and start rolling it up together to make the roll. Then cut sections about 2 inches long and place them on a greased cookie sheet. Bake for 15 minutes or until slightly golden. Let cool and make the glaze by mixing the powdered sugar and syrup or cream. Once they have cooled a bit drizzle the glaze on top.

Cucumber Salad

Why does Monday always come so quickly? Especially when that means my birthday weekend is officially over. Whomp whomp. I'd have to say my one of my favorite parts of the weekend was yesterday on the boat! The way to do wine on a boat is obviously with sippy cups! Those clouds I was so excited about ended up turning into some crazy storms and we were scrambling to get the boat in between lightning strikes. Most people would've been scared, I was creepily excited about it.

Well I knew it had to come to an end eventually so I'll leave you with a great refreshing summer side! Cucumber salad is awesome for so many of your meals during the summer. It would go great with some burgers, grilled chicken, or anything. It's even better if you've got them growing out in  your garden. I actually got mine from my coworker since our garden is a little behind schedule this year. She came in with a huge paper bag and was like take what you want. I happily ended up with 2 cucumbers and 3 squash.

Cucumber Salad

Yield ~6 servings

2 large cucumbers, sliced

1/2 onion, sliced thinly

3/4 cup white vinegar

1/4 cup water

2 tablespoons sugar

1 tablespoon dill

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 tablespoon peppercorns

dash of red pepper flakes

Slice your cucumber and onions and place them in a bowl. Then mix in the vinegar, water, sugar, dill, peppercorns, and red pepper flakes. Place it all in a tupperware container for storage and shake it up to mix it together well.